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WallbangerUge and rascal than sweet and heroic Thus not really a heroEven so I usually make it farther than I did in this book and not because this book is worse by no means will anything scar me worse than the virginity scene in In Flight shivers but because I ve just had enough If I hadn t had enough I might have struggled through and iven this 3 stars in the endBut that s another reason I m doing this this way 4 12 stars overall rating for this book That is hysterically misleadingAnd this irls problems with her frakkin O and all of these blatant attempts as farcical humor are just too damn much Oh and this cat everyone is mooning over Clive He s the most unrealistic of all He s like cartoon Garfield unrealistic And trust me I know some cats with personality but this is just stupidrant Kittenslay backYou are about to et Wallbanged I was an addict craving her doseI was lost in a dull world full of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a month of abstinence from reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless nightsthe time came to return where I belongAnd I had to celebrateI wanted something lightI wanted saucy and funny and Wallbanger promised to deliver them allAnd oh boyit didBut it also delivered sweetand fluffyand dreamy and a new book boyfriend that reduced me into a puddle of ooIt s official peopleI m in loveAgain Fucking Wallbanger I hissed frozed on the spot His rin slid off as well as he played place the face for a moment Fucking Pink Nightie Girl Caroline has a wonderful job and wonderful friends and a wonderful new apartment and a wonderful cat and her life would be Baghdad: City of Peace, City of Blood guess what wonderful if it wasn t for two thingsher missing O and her neighbor s loud midnight activities Theirl next door was meowing What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen What sucks though is that the aforementioned annoying but Imagine That! gifted neighbor is super hotSahara hotAnd that Caroline is forced to play nice with Simon despite wanting to bang his head on the banging wall but at the same time she wants him to bang her against theod banging wallSee the problem here You Elena's Conquest gonna bang my walls Simon I laughed You have no idea he promised The resultTensioninnuendossexual frustrationbanterstensionlaugh out loud momentstension and did I mention tensionOhand a really horny catAlice Clayton s writing is freaking hilariousI can t remember the last time I laughed this hardI had permanently a hugerin plastered on my face and I hosted a butterfly party in my stomach and that wasn t the work of Caroline and Simon s off the charts chemistry aloneThe way their feelings developed and unfolded was really heartwarming and sweeta slowly burning process that made Wallbanger a really romantic bookThey cooked togetherthey watched movies togetherthey shared their secrets and hopes and then they Sister of My Heart gave in to their animal attractionI must admit I never expected auy named Simon to be this sexyOh how I wish I had a wallbanging neighbor but alasthe closest house is my late King Alfred's Version of St. Augustine's Soliloquies grandfather s houseIf I hear those walls bangingit will be the beginning of a Supernatural episode and not areat romanceUnless Sam Winchester pops up and rescues meThat would be niceMy point isif you want to laugh and swoon and escape stupid realitythis is the book for youPlusyou re oing to meet a very interesting cat ETA downgraded to 3 stars September 20 2015 Hello O Nice to see you again With his lips he brought me one 35 stars I mean it And I want half starsOnce upon a time there was a missing O The pressure of an O long denied waiting patiently and sometimes impatiently for her release Lucky you

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you found The Simon How s the pressure nowCaroline Do you want me to hurt you Shut it a look of dreamy bliss on her face Enter Baba Hey uys I wanna have a little chat with you Are you Class of 92: Out of Our League game nodding heads left and right Baba beamsOkey dokey let set started Honestly I am not someone who beats around the bush Are you two for real look of utter "Confusion On Their Faces Oh "on their faces Oh on are you a little bit slow on the uptake When I was reading your story I had to wonder now and then why you could not When I was reading your story I had to wonder now and then why you could not each other s bones sooner rather than later Sheesh Yep By the way I was waiting impatiently as well I could feel the pressure and the sexual frustration tension no doubt about it If I take everything into account then I have to tell you that you stressed my patience to its limit Don t Portrait of a Starter: An Unhidden Story get me wrong I am all for areat build up but why oh why did you have to wait so long till you hit the sheets eventually Tell me How the West Was Lost: Fifty Years of Economic Folly--and the Stark Choices Ahead guys is there a specific reason No Simon please do not interrupt me now since I m warming up so nicely Yeah Iot it It s been a very long time since you ve had a irlfriend and you didn t want to screw it up Yeah yeah you didn t know how to handle the delicate situation Point taken Oh Simon no worries I ll be entle pets At least I ll ive it an honest shotI ll ive it to you straight dude Your stay in Tahoe was one seriously annoying mess at least if you ask me and if you don t ask me I don t care either Period Do you remember what happened there I mean you have view spoilerthis make out session in the hot tub and thenpoof Nada Rien ne va plus You just chickened out hide spoiler. Cintura lo encuentra delicioso e irresitible Pronto las fantasías protagonizadas por este misterioso semental es lo ue la mantendrán en vilo Caroline y Simon volverán a encontrarse en una fiesta donde por fin podrán hablar en una situación normal Él resulta ser bastante encantador y nada tiene ue ver con el igoló ue Caroline se había imaginado Incluso podrían llegar a ser buenos amigos O uizás algo má. .
Caroline And then the story ot really farcical but I persisted Caroline started to really rub me wrong What is happening to her She is turning into a desperate stupid big fat cliche from every bad Chick Lit book I ve read Then she really really started to make me not like her The romance between her and Simon was turning into rainbow farting unicorns and the delusions dancing in her head were no longer entertaining I no longer wanted to hang with her assuming she was a real person And the story about her friends Fallen Angel: The Passion of Fausto Coppi got weirder and weirder By the time I uit Simon was the only thing about this book I still really liked And that is how I plan to remember him because I am so afraid if I finish this book I will end up not liking him either So DNF at 75% 5 HUGE STARSLOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK EVERYONE HAS TO READ ITThis book was brilliantPureoldI m in love with Simon Completely utterly in loveMy cheeks ache from laughingMy heart is happyDid I mention I love this book This book was pure decadent lighthearted un put downable FUN A well written perfect blend of all things happy romantic sweet funny hilarious really melty swoony witty steamy with just enough tender deeper moments to make my heart sueeze I fell in love with everything the characters the writing the story and Clive The most awesome cat ever to race the pages of a novelIt was just one winning line after another I swear to freaking God than half my book is highlighted No joke The banter The chemistry The flirting The texts melt The nooking The wooing this book is just loaded with win I read most of it with a big stupid rin plastered on my face and pretty much just alternated between sueeing suealing Alien Alpha giggling snorting crying shaking and cackling with laughterWhat s this book about though Now usually I write my own descriptions but I love the official blurb too much so here it is Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco a KitchenAid mixer and no O and we re not talking Oprah here folks She has a flourishing design career an office overlooking the bay a killer zucchini bread recipe and no O She has Clive the best cat everreat friends a reat rack and no OAdding insult to O less since her move she has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late night wallbanging she s ever heard Each moan spank and was that a meow punctuates the fact that not only is she losing sleep she still has yep you uessed it no OEnter Simon Parker No really Simon please enter When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed Caroline clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby doll nightie confronts her heard but never seen neighbor Their late night hallway encounter has well mixed results Ahem With walls this thin the tension s onna be thick Simon Wallbanger Parker Cocky charming sexy as all hell confident and once we ot to know him better sweep you off your "feet swoony i adored him its that simple "swoony I adored him its that simple has made me list of top book boyfriends ever I loved that his character had depth At first you kind of wondered if he was just a bit of a manwhore but I loved that there was a whole background to him And its hard not to love a man who is obsessed with baked oods You want me to cut you a piece okay or you could just do that I frowned as he took a iant bite out of the end Thif as he took a iant bite out of the end Thif mine righ he asked spraying crumbs How do you function in normal society I asked shaking my head as he took another monster bite I loved Caroline too She was sweet yet feisty and refreshingly direct about everything Brain Heart Nerves Backbone and of course O were brilliant additions to the storyI loved how casually Simon and Caroline s relationship developed They were seriously one of the sweetest couples ever but there was no falling into bed on first sight for them Now you listen mister I said trying for a adult tone I m not oing to spend every night listening to you try to crash your irl s head through my wall with the force of your dick alone No way buddy They went from cockblockerwallbanger to truce status to friends to lovers The whole process just warmed my heart And throw in a healthy dollop of sexual tension and innuendos out the wazoo and you pretty much have a recipe for awesome I like that we re taking things slow You ive Alexandra, Gone good woo I whispered I never once felt any urges to throttle a character or yell at them no eye rolling Nothing I was just one purely satisfied reader Oh and Simonoes commando God bless America Flaily Pink Nightie Girl and Mr Wallbanger Snorey Pants Will Always Have A Special Place In My Heart 3 always have a special place in my heart 3 READ THIS BOOK CASTING see above and belowFor of my reviews visit Aestas Book BlogAnd come join the Aestas Book Blog Facebook Page What is with these OMG Super Hot Fun books that become all the rage here on GR lately And they are all the sameA Mary Sue heroine with a perfect job and perfect friends who looks perfect but for some reason is alone and sexually frustrated And she s all kinds of batshit about her perceptions of men or sex or men AND sex Thus the heroine of what exactly Then the hero Well he s of course otherworldly orgeous and fit although he puts absolutely no effort into becoming that way and most of the time he s super rich of course and the very definition of Prince Charming except ro. Red ue separa las dos habitaciones sino también los ritos de éxtasis de sus acompañantes Pero lo peor de todo es ue esta situación no hace más ue recordarle ue está en diue seco Una noche después de una sesión particularmente ruidosa Caroline decide tomar cartas en el asunto y uejarse Pero no esperaba sentirse atraída por Simon Cuando abre la puerta y ve ue solo lleva una sábana blanca alrededor de su. ,

Text messages between The Book and Blacky So what do you think about me Well you weren t short at all D Well yeah I m pretty long and thick Just about average I d say Pfttt you are average missy Didn t you like all the humor Yeah it was F. Scott Fitzgerald good Iuess the scene with Dr Ross was the best D Ohhhh yes makes me think of dirty things that man I wish I had my O back Yes I wish it too Your O brought frustration to me than it did to you Whatcha sayin You didn t like all the sexual frustration How is that possible I mean Hard to fault this book I had so much fun reading it sometimes laughing a bit too much that even my muscles hurt And sometimes that s all you need a book that makes you laught Review posted at Swept Away By Romance 3 12 to 4 starsThere s no doubt Wallbanger is a fun delightful moderately sexy feel The Devil Hath Been Raised: A Documentary History of the Salem Village Witchcraft Outbreak of March 1692; Together With a Collection of Newly Located and Gathered Witchcraft Documents good read that bordered on the ANNOYING There were times I felt like wallbanging my head against the wall with the amount of unresolved sexual tension this poor couple was put through Geez This particular aspect of the story became so frustrating I enjoyedetting to know the two main characters Simon and Caroline They were endearing playful maybe a little immature for their ages but very likable characters Their fun and witty banter and developing friendship was what I loved the most about this book I can t end this review without a SHOUT OUT to Clive the cat Oh boy could that cat be in the wrong place at the wrong time Understatement of the century But I loved his involvement in the story At times I felt the cat actually eclipsed the two main leads I love when an author has the ability to make an animal an intricate part of the plot Other than my previously mentioned annoyances I had a blast reading this book If you re looking for a simple fun and engaging afternoon read you ll probably enjoy this one BANG BANG BANG Oh GodBANG BANG BANG Oh GodBANG BANG BANG OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOODDDDTHE WALLS ARE SHAKING PICTURES ARE FALLING DOWN RUN FOR COVER PEOPLE GRAB YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DRESS AND HIDE UNDER THE TABLE I THINK WE RE HAVING AN EARTHUAKEBUT Wait A SecNot an earthuakenope definitely not an earthuakeOne only one wall is shakingLIKE SOMEONE S BANGING ON ITLet s take a closer look Shall we OH GOD Thump Oh God Thump thump What the Oh God that s so ood MmmmYeah baby Right there Just like thatDon t stop don t stop OH OH OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMystery solved readersMeet NOT The WallbangerBUT THE WALLBANGER Name Simon Wallbanger Parker Age 28 years Occupation Freelance photographer Interests Pleasing the ladies by doing it in a rattling the headboard shaking the wall making a woman meow and iggle style with maybe some spanking thrown in He can definitely bang it home ladies Definitely a wallbanger Notice Something MISSINGThat s right The BIG O Meet O This Orgasm O is the Property of Caroline Pink Nightie Girl Reynolds a 26 year old interior designer Missing since Last Six Months Culprit Cory Weinstein The machine un fucker who d hijacked the O Description of the event by the victim this was the worst kind of victim This was the worst kind of This was machine un style fast fast fast This was thirty seconds on the tits sixty seconds on something that was about an inch above where he should have been and then in And out And in And out And in And outBut at least it was over uick right Hell no This horribleness went on for months Well no But for almost thirty minutes Of in And out And in And out My poor hoohah felt like it had been sandblasted Remedies Tried Jason Bourne Matt Damon George ClooneyALL OF THEM HAVE FAILEDWHAT TO DO NOWLet s look for someone closer to homeSimon Wallbanger meet Caroline Caroline meet Simon WallbangerProblem solved YAYYYBut NO WAIT WHAT S THIS Why are you such a manwhoring asshole I asked Why are you such a cockblocking priss he askedNOOOOOOOOOONOW HOW WILL WE EVER FINDOh noI m not cryingAlright yes I ambut how can I not when I m laughing so hardimage error Reread I was worried that this wouldn t be as reat as the first time I read it I was wrong thank od It was so Buddhism: Introducing the Buddhist Experience good So fuckinood There were numerous times I started to tear up because my emotions were oing haywire I m just so in love with this book Well hello there my new favourite Come to mamaI judged this book by the title And I feel like an absolute fool now because fuck me I loved this Loved itI can t wait to reread it and continue on with the series And read other books by this author So disappointed This book went from OMG to a big fat DNF at 75% I really and I mean REALLY enjoyed the opening of this book and was looking forward to a reat read But in the end I ave it too much of my time and finally just had to call it uits Oh it started off so funny and original The Wallbanger and Cock blocker jokes were cute Simon was such a mystery and Caroline was a person I would love to hang with if she was a real person Her conversations with her cat had me laughing And when Simon and her finally met "the banter was so well done The story stayed on pace for a "banter was so well done The story stayed on pace for a but around the halfway mark it ot a little juvenile for my tastes In the uest for friendship with Simon Caroline A Grant County Collection: Indelible, Faithless and Skin Privilege got a bit whiney and started playing headames The banter ot a bit over the top The cliches ot a bit thick And I was like WTF. Caroline se acaba de mudar a San Francisco Ha aluilado un piso donde vive con su Success gato Clive y ha empezado a trabajar como diseñadora de interiores Su nueva y excitante vida también incluye a Simon un vecino algo peculiar y unas paredes ue parecen papel de fumar Noche tras noche el mujeriego como Caroline suele llamarle la despierta con ruidos escandalosos No oye únicamente su camaolpeando rítmicamente la pa. .

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