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The Tragicall Historie of Hamlet Prince of Denmark

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Hamlet abridgedGHOSTDAD Hamlet your uncle killed me and married your mom I want vengeance so best get to murdering plzthnx HAMLET EEK OPHELIA Hamlet are you okayHAMLET Get away from me skankwhore OPHELIA WTF goes from zero to crazy like thatGERTRUDE Kid you need therapyHAMLET And you need to be less of AN ADULTEROUS WHORE POLONIUS OMG so Ferdinand, der Mann mit dem freundlichen Herzen rudeHAMLET Eavesdropping I KEEL YOUplay goes on hold while Hamlet talks to skeletonsLAERTES You killed my dad and drove my sister to suicide you jerk I challenge you to a duelHAMLET I KEEL YOUCLAUDIUS MWAHAHAHA I put poison in your goblet HamletGERTRUDE Yum poisoned wine diesCLAUDIUS Whoops my badHAMLET I KEEL YOU GHOSTDAD Wow nice job son Except for the part where youe bleeding all over my castleHAMLET Ah dammit diesAnd then the even abridged versionROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES The endReally what s not to loveRead for 12th grade AP EnglishBONUS courtesy of Married to the Sea a webcomic you should probably Alcora - O Acordo Secreto do Colonialismo read on aegular basis BONUS Speaking of Ophelia The Skinhead Hamlet Shakespeare s play translated into modern English By Richard Curtis Yes that Richard Curtis Note those offended by the F word LOOK AWAY NOW And Georgia if you ve stumbled on this eview by your funny old dad this is ANOTHER Paul Bryant Not me ACT ISCENE IThe Battlements of Elsinore CastleEnter HAMLET followed by GHOST GHOST Oi Mush HAMLET Yer GHOST I was fucked Exit GHOST HAMLET O Fuck Exit HAMLET SCENE IIThe ThroneroomEnter KING CLAUDIUS GERTRUDE HAMLET and COURT CLAUDIUS Oi You Hamlet give over HAMLET Fuck off won t you Exit CLAUDIUS GERTRUDE COURT HAMLET Alone They could have fucking waited Enter HORATIO HORATIO Oi Watcha cock HAMLET Weeeeey Exeunt SCENE IIIOphelia s BedroomEnter OPHELIA and LAERTES LAERTES I m fucking off now Watch Hamlet doesn t slip you one while I m gone OPHELIA I ll be fucked if he does Exeunt SCENE IVThe BattlementsEnter HORATIO HAMLET and GHOST "GHOST OI MUSH GET ON WITH "Oi Mush get on with HAMLET Who did it then GHOST That wanker Claudius He poured fucking poison in my fucking ear HAMLET Fuck me Exeunt ACT IISCENE IA corridor in the castleEnter HAMLET eading Enter POLONIUS POLONIUS Oi You HAMLET Fuck off grandad Exit POLONIUS Enter ROSENCRANZ and GUILDENSTERN ROS GUILD Oi Oi Mucca HAMLET Fuck off the pair of you Exit ROS GUILD HAMLET Alone To fuck or be fucked Enter OPHELIA OPHELIA My Lord HAMLET Fuck off to a nunnery They exit in different directions ACT IIISCENE IThe Throne RoomEnter PLAYERS and all COURT FIRST PLAYER Full thirty times hath Phoebus cart CLAUDIUS I ll be fucked if I watch any of this crap Exeunt SCENE IIGertrude s BedchamberEnter GERTRUDE and POLONIUS who hides behind an arras Enter HAMLET HAMLET Oi Slag GERTRUDE Watch your fucking mouth kid POLONIUS From behind the curtain Too ight HAMLET Who the fuck was that He stabs POLONIUS through the arras POLONIUS Fuck POLONIUS dies HAMLET Fuck I thought it was was that He stabs POLONIUS through the arras POLONIUS Fuck POLONIUS dies HAMLET Fuck I thought it was other wanker Exeunt ACT IVSCENE IA Court RoomEnter HAMLET CLAUDIUS CLAUDIUS Fuck off to England then HAMLET Delighted mush SCENE IIThe Throne RoomEnter OPHELIA GERTRUDE and CLAUDIUS OPHELIA Here cop a whack of this She hands GERTRUDE some osemary and exits CLAUDIUS She s fucking Before Copernicus round the twist isn t she GERTRUDE Looking out the window There is No Fear Shakespeare gives you the complete text of Hamlet on the left hand page side by side with an easy to understand translation on theight Hamlet is the story of the Prince of Denmark who learns. ,

Willow grows aslant the brook CLAUDIUS Get on with it
Slag GERTRUDE Ophelia S 
GERTRUDE Ophelia s and fucking drowned CLAUDIUS Fuck Laertes isn t half going to be browned off Exeunt SCENE IIIA CorridorEnter LAERTES LAERTES Alone I m going to fucking do this lot Enter CLAUDIUS CLAUDIUS I didn t fucking do it mate It was that wanker Hamlet LAERTES Well fuck him Exeunt ACT VSCENE IHamlet s BedchamberEnter HAMLET and HORATIO HAMLET I got this feeling I m going to cop it Horatio and you know I couldn t give a flying fuck Exeunt SCENE IILarge HallEnter HAMLET LAERTES COURT GERTRUDE CLAUDIUS LAERTES Oi wanker let s get on with it HAMLET Delighted fuckface They fight and both are poisoned by the poisoned sword LAERTES Fuck HAMLET Fuck The UEEN drinks GERTRUDE Fucking odd wine LAERTES Fuck HAMLET Fuck The UEEN drinks GERTRUDE Fucking odd wine You drunk the wrong fucking cup you stupid cow GERTRUDE dies "hamlet pouring the poison down claudius s throat "Pouring the poison down CLAUDIUS S throat fuck you CLAUDIUS I m fair and suarely fucked CLAUDIUS dies LAERTES Oi mush no hard feelings eh HAMLET Yer LAERTES dies HAMLET Oi Horatio HORATIO Yer HAMLET I m fucked The est is fucking silence HAMLET dies HORATIO Fuck that was no ordinary wanker you know Enter FORTINBRAS FORTINBRAS What the fuck s going on here HORATIO A fucking mess that s for sure FORTINBRAS No kidding I see Hamlet s fucked HORATIO Yer FORTINBRAS Fucking shame fucking good bloke HORATIO Too fucking ight FORTINBRAS Fuck this for a lark then Let s piss off Exeunt with alarums Updated Health and Wellbeing in Childhood review February 2017This is my third timeeading Hamlet and like a fine wine you know the Child Support, for the Non-Custodial Parent, Alabama Edition (Series 1, for the Non-Custodial Parent) rest Iead the same copy I ve had lying around for years with one page of notes on the left and the play on the L. Munatius Plancus: Serving and Surviving in the Roman Revolution right This time I was able toead most of the play without notes which was pretty awesome Just had to glance over to figure out what some of the words meant but I actually got the story this time It s taken me three tries with a book that helps me cheat but boy oh boy I finally got this down It s beautiful I loved it It eally hits a variety of genres and kept me turning the pages It was weird I ead it pretty slowly to breathe in the language and take my time with it even The Organization Man reading it out loud at times until my wife made me shut up I tried to get her to play the female parts but she wasn t feeling it I guess sheeally just had the ueen of Ophelia so her options were limited But yeah I Krebszellen mögen keine Sonne. Vitamin D - der Schutzschild gegen Krebs, Diabetes und Herzerkrankungen: Ärztlicher Rat für Betroffene. Mit Vitamin-D-Barometer ... read it slowly but it also seemed to fly by at the same time Hamlet is a very complex guy who goes through aange of emotions as the story unfolds His monologues are just The Ufa Story: A History of Germany's Greatest Film Company, 1918-1945 really great poetry that I wish I could memorize and just belt outandomly on a street corner or while I m in the grocery store contemplating another unhealthy snack To be or not to be I loved the monologues I loved when things just went nuts at times The ending was just crazy and awesome It s just a daggum fantastic story and you should give it a shot if you haven t already Find a copy that helps you and breaks down the language and all that It s good I ve got Macbeth on the shelf too Might be time to The Guardian Team: On the Job with Rena and Roo revisit it and then tackle Shakespeare I ve gotta be in theight mindset though Can t just be The Mathematics of Financial Derivatives: A Student Introduction reading all this nonsense all the time I haveeal books waiting to be The United States and Peru: Cooperation -- At a Cost read too Books witheal words and stuff Previo. Of the death of his father at the hands of his uncle Claudius Claudius murders Hamlet's father his own brother to take the throne of Denmark and to marry Hamlet's widowed mother Hamlet is sunk into a Us Information Security Governance reviewI once asked a friend of mine if he liked Shakespeare to which heesponded I don t dislike Shakespeare That s exactly how I feel about him tooIn high school I was forced to ead Romeo and
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and Julius Caesar thoughts on Shakespeare haven t eally changed much in the past 15 years His stories are great but they were written so long ago that it s not always fun to Atala / René read I appreciate the hell out of the guy but he will never be my first choice or second or third when I m looking for something new toeadThat being said this was my favorite play to Widow of Dartmoor read through Maybe I m older now and find it easier and enjoyable toead this stuff for pleasure Dark Calling rather than because I may have a pop uiz over the third act I thought the story was fantastic and was surprised by how many lines Iecognized from just being a human and dabbling in a little bit of culture every now and then Would I have ever Arabella Millers Tiny Caterpillar read this if it wasn t beingead in a group to prepare for Infinite Jest Nope But I did and I m glad I took the time to do it I bought a skull as my only prop for Halloween dress up and I hope someone will Prinzipien Der Gemeinschaftlichen Kosten- Und Schadenstragung Im Seerecht Und Au�ergew�hnliche Formen Der Haverei Im 18. Jahrhundert recognise that I will be Hamlet As spontaneous actions always need to be followed by bookish contemplation for full satisfaction I am preparing for the event byereading the whole playSomewhere in the middle I started laughing at Hamlet s advice to Ophelia To the nunnery For who wants to end up a breeder of sinners I O Sabor dos Caroços de Maçã rejoiced at the fact that fake news are as old as theotten state of states in general and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern made my day several times I loved the play inside the play and what it tells us of Shakespeare s idea Only the Hunted Run regarding the power of literature to move and affect people on the deepest levelI uite coldly skim the overuoted to be or not to be and stop cold at Faith Her privates weHer privates we Meaning the middle parts of fortune I have Manning s book at home and I have been meaning toead it forever and I didn t have a clue that the title was a uote from Hamlet and that it "Referred To Female Genitals I "to female genitals I not even at the point yet in the play where my even at the point yet in the play where my makes an appearance alas Yorick but I have already started a new book based on my Edgar Cayce's Hidden History of Jesus rereading of HamletThat is what happens toeaders stories affect them they Women and Disability: The Double Handicap react and thateaction generates new action followed by new stories in eternity a precious circle That s Hamlet Hamlet is human in a Hostile and Malignant Prejudice: Psychoanalytic Approaches rotten state Who knows whether he is insane or not I guess it depends on who you askI am still feeling kind towards him Ophelia s fate is still in the future as is the cathartic show effect of taking up the bodies to the stageWhen going to bed later after finishing the last acts Maestro Shakespeare may be out of my favour again But that is another story Shakespeare is an adept poet and master of the language He layers on jokes puns andeferences everywhere He has a massive output of work and a number of different plots When we compare him to other authors it is difficult to find anyone who stacks up but then we The Devil's Playground: A Century of Pleasure and Profit in Times Square re often comparing him to the wrong peopleShakespeare didn t write books or pamphlets or epics he wrote plays short pieces of drama that were meant to be fast paced and exciting That they are mainly experienced Tate of great despair as aesult of discovering the murder of his father and the infidelity of his mother Hamlet is torn between his great sadness and his desire for the evenge of his father's murder. ,