WTF did I just read That was absolutely EPICDongo the rhyming puppet and his back up dancer et it ONBest part is he rhymeshahahahhaha The entire timeIf he can et you on your knees Dongo does his best to pleaseThis is what I looked like the entire timeI also had moments of this tooBy the way there s really no plot to discuss the title explains it allI will have to say I read this book to make me laugh and I laughed the entire time Lets just say that was 20 pages of weirdness For this week s Weird Shit Wednesday read
We Have Ventured Into have ventured into land of the puppetsAnd yes it is as awful as it sounds A real life big hairy puppetAnd of course the stupid woman who wants nothing than to be fucked by this puppet I felt my resolve melting away beneath the puppet s touch he knew how to please a woman but part of my brain rejected the idea that Dongo the Puppet not the actor in a costume but the character himself was trying to fuck me His monster cock bobbed to the same jaunty rhythm as his body and he urged it closer to my face Well it s not every day you et to fuck an imaginary puppet may as well The Ancient Greeks: Ten Ways They Shaped the Modern World give him head Dongo the puppet only talks in rhyme Now nowirl don t be fussy Dongo s hungry for your pussy How romanticMy overall feelings about this bookI m not sure I enjoyed this one for its weirdness It was weird that s for sure But Dongo Tricycle (HISTOIRE) got on my nerves he was one sick puppet Another Wednesday Another Weird Shit Wednesday readThis time weet to read about PuppetsSo we have Emily who is a back up dancer for Dongo the Puppet Show A job she doesn t like because she wants to be a ballerinaOne night after the show Dongo shows his true self turns out he is alive and wanting some actionEmily decides that doing it with a puppet is a once in a lifetime opportunity so she decides to #have some funAnd apparently doing it with a puppet means you et #some funAnd apparently doing it with a puppet means you et I m kinda disappointed in this read It didn t make me LOL I like LOLingBut hey there is always next Wednesday rightMore of my reviews here Finally I m enjoying a re read of one of my favorite monster sex booksThis book was a joy to read because it was funny than erotic It was also my first Monster Sex book I loved Dongo the puppet and his crazy eyes that would roll around frantically when he was excited I all out laughed at his comments and loved how every thing he said rhymed You dance like a magical fairy Between you boobs my face I ll bury This is the only face I ve ot I d like to bury it in your twat It s not what I am or where I m from but just how much I can make you come Warning Choking Hazard Do not read while eating or drinking Laughing with a full mouth is bad for your health Heat Level 2 out of 4 flamesOverall 3 out of 5 starsReviewed by Nau. Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the Dongo the Puppet show When she stays late to et a wa.
Fannie Tucker Ö 1 SUMMARYBuryor just completely ross coming from the mouth of a beloved children s icon hooray this blowjob is first class put your fingers in my asssmoochy would never say that neverand i hated all the uh hoos it is like having sex with a bird i imaginewere i still a little tyke the idea of my favorite character coming to life would be a dream come true but not like this never like this again i can only focus on the practicality of the coupling in uestion and i have to ive this one low marks even though she claims that there is plenty of lubrication and even though he comes in shiny rainbow colored droplets that taste like candy i think
i would ive dongo a pass if hewould ive dongo a pass if he up on one of the dating sites i am always Undiluted: Rediscovering the Radical Message of Jesus getting e mails about christianminglecom trust me you do not want me in yourenepoolUH HOO And again it s Weird Shit Wednesday 917201435 Kermit Stars rounded downGreen furry puppet on ropes called DongoSpecial features furry cock long tongue cum taste like candy and is Rudram in Tamil glistening in every color of the rainbow bondage kink Puppet speaks in rhymesUncontollably urges to LOL preprogrammed For a Weird Shit Read it was surprisinglyood I felt extremly ood entertained My Oh MyWhy should I be surprised by anything I read with a title and book cover like this Did it misrepresent itself in any way No Did I learn of this fine tome from New Yorker Magazine or from a Goodreads roup titled Sexxy Monsters Where else can the evidence a H s pleasure be comparable with littery liuid Skittles This short story tells the tale of a real man size puppet on strings named Dongo star of his own popular children s TV show and a back up dancer After hours they find themselves entangled in a little you know puppet sex Green hairy delight ensuesTechnically the story is written well It is not loaded with careless errors If you like your erotic short stories with tongue firmly implanted in cheek this book is your one stop read I will start by saying after the first 2 times Dongo rhymed his words I read the whole friggin story like that it was funny but also very disturbingHis fur was slick and matted makes me think of Swamp Thing for some strange reasonNow If all cum tasted like Cotton Candy or Skittles you can bet your sweet
Ass I Would Have ToI would have to sucking off Dongo my full time jobWhy she didnt scream for help or say NO You are NOT TO TOUCH ME I will never know but she seemed to really like Dongo and his donghis weird thick reen puppet fingers and his tounge that reminds me of Leonard from C4B All in all this was a funny fast pretty interesting read I wonder if this chick oes to Orgies in Make Believe Land on Mr Rogers That would be interestante just sayin I would probably pay to read that as welllo. Ning Explicit sexual content Puppet sex bondage domination and a big reen monster who knows how to please a woman 4000 words. Ghty Book Snitch MindySee Mindy s Blog Review HereBUY THE BOOKMeh was okay Interesting concept with a magical
PUPPET CASS IS A NEW BACKUPCass is a new backup for Dongo Puppet show Not exactly where she wanted to be in her career Late one night she bumps into Dongo who still hasn t taken off his costume Dongo ends up teasing and pissing Cass off but things suddenly turn in a completely different direction So why not just o with it Well it s not every day you et to fuck an imaginary puppet may as well Who on God's Earth do you 'think' you are?: A true story about TRANSCENDING the ILLUSION of SEPARATION give him head Yep sounds legit Hahaha D The first half of the book is the story and the second half is a bunch of excerpts for other books But overall it was just okay A uick smutty and funny read and I would most definitely read from this author BUY THE BOOKClick below for Naughty Book Snitch reviews I don t know I don t know if I want to know I m torn between funny and what the hell So yeahchuckling while shaking my headCute Silly Ouch Ridiculous Oh and way over priced for a book this size i mean it s puppet eroticaand that coverthis book is not even trying to be sexyfunny erotica is my bread and butter and it s true there is nothing sexy about this book which is why sunny didn t much like it but me i read this stuff because my mind is blown by what people come up with to sexify and this one pretty much takes the cake of WAIT WHY IS THAT SEXYi had read puppet romance before in Hand In Glove but this takes to next step into creepy erotica landso we have airl who has trained as a classical ballerina somehow unable to find work in the world of professional ballet and working as a backup dancer on a children s television show whose star is a iant reen shag covered puppet named dongo a magical puppet brought to life by the imagination of children see coverone night she stays after hours and ends up doing some ballet in her underwear alone on the darkened stage as one doesand then all of a sudden out comes dongo in his Mesagerul giant dongo suit and says all sorts of creepy things to her this is the only face i veot i d like to bury it in your twat ties her up like a puppet uh hoo uh hoo the ropes are
tight a puppet friend i ll have tonight and has puppet intercoursea puppet friend i ll have tonight and has puppet intercourse over her with his Judy Blume: Fearless Storyteller for Teens green shag carpet penisimagination of children indeedmeybe these childreni agree with sunny the idea of taking areen shag carpet covered penis into my mouth is unacceptable and then into my lady bits no way man i feel like the carpet would be really absorbent ruining any chance at pleasure and creating undesirable friction ever had rugburn not looking for that on my labia thanksand speaking in rhyme is never a turn on especially when the rhythm is off you dance like a magical fairy between those boobs my face i ll. Rdrobe malfunction repaired Dongo catches her ballet dancing and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet stringsWar.