23 2013 This symbol is a seal A personal signature representing a demon A high ranking demonI certainly didn t want any low ranked demons loitering about the place Sowhat does that mean I ve been cursed I assured him all was cool although I couldn t help wondering If God works in mysterious ways why shouldn t the Devil seek temporary mployment in a mystery bookstore The Hell You Say is the third book in the Adrien English series Our hero Adrien English is a bookstore owner as well as a mystery writer and a part time amateur sleuth Adrien s young Humanism: The Greek Ideal and its Survival employee Angus is receiving weird and creepy phone calls The Boy is terrified Adrien doesn t know a lot about Angusxcept that he is a student Angus is finishing up a program at #UCLA That Seemed To Entail Plenty Of # that seemed to Love 2.0 (A Cates Brothers Book, entail plenty of in folklore mythology and the occult In fact Angus is a view spoilermember of a satanic cult hide spoiler My least favorite of the series If I wanted to knowverything about
Satan I would have listened to my overly fundamental Christian step I would have listened to my overly fundamental Christian step According to her Satan is responsible for The Fix everything from cancer to stubbed toes Sure Yeah the guy in charge of the millions of wretched souls being tortured in hell takes time from his busy schedule to give me a hangnail Makes total senseSo Adrien starts getting threatening phone calls frommo kid devil worshipers I do like how he handles them We re watching you whispered the voice on the other nd Yeah Did you see what I did with my keysSilence Then dial toneThese younger demons So asily discouraged Teenagers am I right No sense of humor when it comes to their maniacal demonic plans such as the vil and scary prank phone callsWell they sure as hell can t get anyone lse to touch them Cut them some slack ladyThen they take it up a notch vandalism Oh no So very Desire in Seven Voices evil and scary Not a pentagram We ve never seen anything like that before you knowxcept on very goth kid wearing yeliner than a drag ueen So Adrien decides to learn The Casa Mono Cookbook everything there is to know about satan shit which means we get bored as hell learningverything there to know is about satan shit Truly in hell all they have to do to torture us is to read us all of their rules and belief systems So the mystery bored meAs for the romance Well I ve hated the guy Adrien has been with in past books but my hatred for him turned into red hot loathing in this one view spoiler This dickhead has had a girlfriend the whole time but now she s pregnant and he s going to marry her Which means he s been cheating the whole time I don t care that he is using her as a beard He is obviously having sex with both of them which uals cheating Then THEN he actually physically assaults Adrien You know the guy with a heart problem Fucking hell If they get back together I will lose my shit hide
Spoiler 35 StarsI Knew What To Expect 35 starsI knew what to xpect into this book but it was still painful to read about and I m very angry with Jake I really felt for Adrien here He is so lovable that I can t imagine anyone treating him badly The mystery part was ok not my favourite theme but it was well done The writing was great and I really like how the author nds ach book Chris Patton is still amazing as a narrator I love the voices he gave the characters Dear Jake Riordan You are a diiiiiiickkkkk with a capital DAdrien doormat who accepts Jake s hit and doesn t make a stink about itJake selfish assholeMe livid that I give a crap livid that I m addicted to this infuriating seriesI m sorry but this is not a Sh series the ill starred and bookish mystery writer has to contend with a Satanic cult a handsome university profess. ,
Re read many times PChances are if you are reading this review you have already read book 1 and 2 If you haven t go back You need to start with the first book and believe methese books are worth the read don t let this review scare you off PThat saidthis book pissed me off so freaking badI hate Jake so very very much I have known that Jake is deep way deep in the closet since book so very very much I have known that Jake is deep way deep in the closet since book I also know that he is a coward and a cheat I hated him for all of this but he was honest about how
He Felt And Adrien Knewhe Knew Allfelt and Adrien knewhe knew all thisAdrien wants though with Jake But when Jake is hurt and Adrien goes to the hospitalhe comes face to face with Jake s other world Adrien finally comes to realize that he doesn t want to be the other man He deserves than thatFor the life of me I couldn t understand how Adrien put up with this for so long but as I have said a million times beforethe heart wants what it wantsWhat pissed me off the most about Jake though beside him being an asshole of pic proportions was the way he not only hurt Adrien motionally but fucking physically as well That s what pushed my anger into pure freaking hate Maybe some will say what he did wasn t as Lachlan's Protg (English Edition) extreme but to me it was He knows about Adrien s condition In thend I was happy to see his ass goWe all know he will be back though But let s hope that when he does he will be crawling on his hands and kneesNow my raging review might make it seem like I didn t like the book but I did I seriously did #I LOVE A BOOK THAT MAKES # love a book that makes feel and this one sure hit that mark My life will never be the same Cause deeply closeted cop you came and changedThe way I walk the way I talkI cannot xplain the things I feel for youBut homophobic Jake you know it s trueAt least that was how it was SUPPOSED to go The Hell You Say What The Hell you mean Seriously what the hell Detective Jake RiordanI thought I would just lie down on the sofa this Sunday since Holland is completely snowed in anyway with a gigantic mug of hot chocolate and indulge in Adrien and Jake struggling their way through another ntertaining mystery tentatively and tenderly xploring their feelings for ach other Guess I was out of luck And I should probably comment on the story itself instead the mystery was xcellent and ngaging and Lanyon gets wittier with Conflict in Blood every new Adrien English installment but still The Hell you Say has left me feeling hopeless like a depressedmo kid Immediately moving on to Death of a Pirate King to recover seems like a good idea keeping my fingers crossed New name for this book titled Lanyon wants to set you on a murderous rampaging path in lifeWhat is this book What is this How do I rate this I was torn between 1 because of rage and 5 because of motions but I gave myself some time to cool my jets and here I am at a comfortable 4I almost threw my iPad and since my iPad is like a child to me I ll admit I had some anger issues reading this book So there s lots of spoilers and swearing below this point Danger dangerFirst off I d like to xtend a personalized message to Jake RiordanRun fast and run hard motherfucker because if you were a real person I would hunt down your whole family on ancestrycom and ruin your ntire linage Great Now that that s out of the way I can move on but will likely revisit this issue laterThe writing Fantastic as per usual Lanyon really drew me into the relationship on this one I guess it is book 3 so I should be somewhat invested The story was very in Review completed January. Demons death threatsand Christmas shoppingIt's gonna be one Hell of a HolidayIn the third in the popular Adrien Engli. Omance series This is a glimpse inside an abusive dissatisfying relationship that serves as the vil background for the fascinating mystery writing I m most concerned about view spoilerthe fact that Jake and Adrien have unprotected sex mentioned multiple times and Jake still banging his woman and god knows who Grace Hopper and the Invention of the Information Age (Lemelson Center Studies in Invention and Innovation series) else getting his girlfriend pregnant and Adrien just TAKING IT I m notven going to mention Jake getting physical with Adrien that is just icing on the cake hide spoiler 3rd reread and Jake is still an ahole Adrien will forever be a darlingStill a 5 star for meChris Patton was born to narrate this series LoveLove his Voice I realized that he wanted me to get angry that anger would make it Logic, Labels, And Flesh easier and I didn t want to make itasier He didn t deserve to have it made Dialogue: Relationships in Graphic Design easy Tell him Adrien Tell himAdrien is the best amateur sleuth with an amazing sense of humor Josh Lanyon writing is amazing injoyed the flow as usual and the mysteryJake Jake damn this guy gets on my last nerve but i still like him because he is Adrien s not official boyfriend and now friend He is still on my and Lorraine s shit listOverall I njoyed the story and the audio book is amazing Original Review 2017Jake you stupid selfish son of a gun i dislike you at this moment with a passion for treating baby so badAdrien you lovable funny man with doormat behavior I was really angry reading this but i will still give it 5 stars because it s Adrien English Jake Riordan Total heartbreaker Source of considerable grief distress But a complex person than the douchebag I thought he d be ie I might not have to punch him in the larynx after allUh please do not mistake the above for my awkward attempt at poetryview spoilerAlthough it s been clear from the beginning that Jake is deep in the closet it becomes xplicit in this novel just how actively Jake is lying to Modeling and Analysis of Communicating Systems everyone in an attempt to protect the secret of his sexuality the police department he takes pride in representing his parents whose relationship hemulates his friends Inventing the Medium: Principles of Interaction Design as a Cultural Practice except his police partner Chan after all he needs someone to cover his ass his new fianc HimselfSounds like a worthless jerk doesn t he A cowardly asshole that refuses to live out proud like Adrien who he in
no way deserves I thought that would be my reaction butway deserves I thought that would be my reaction but I feel only sympathyOk sympathy with a touch of impatience I did feel at times like giving Jake s head a firm slap while screechin My thoughts on JakeMy thoughts on AdrienAnd yet I m hooked It s like a train wreck I just can t look away Yes they re highly dysfunctional and should probably run as far away from The Chinese Economy: Transitions and Growth each other as possiblespecially Adrian because fuck Jake But I want to see xactly how messed up they can get Am I delighting in a fictional character s misery ProbablyAlso their adventures are ntertaining While I thought that there were a few too many characters and potential suspects in The Hell You Say I still In Deeper enjoyed the ride Lanyon is a master at murder mysteriesThough I wish Adrien would stop running towards the fire Refer back to my Judge Judy gifPlus Chris Patton s narrations of the audiobooks for this series have beenxcellent so far The audiobooks have kept me captivated maybe Personlighetspsykiatri even so than if I were reading these books on a tabletThis book really this series is frustrating The main character is pitiful and his love interest is wholly unlikable Adrien s tendency to attract murder is baffling And yet I thoroughlynjoyed The Hell You Say On to the next one. Or and his on againoff again relationship with the ternally conflicted LAPD Detective Jake Riordan And oh yes murder.